Sir Dicksalot

Crickett to Ed: Dick!
Me: Don’t call him that! It’s his birthday. It’s SIR Dick.
Ed: YEAH!
Crickett: Sir Dicksalot.
Ed: I can live with that.
Crickett walks out.
Ed: Dicks everywhere.
Me: I’m Facebooking this.
Ed: Oh god, it’ll start the whole bear thing again with some of my friends.
Me: They got money? I can live with that. Mama needs a new house!