So, you know how everyone is all, “Well, but what caused the big bang? Huh? Can’t explain that can you?” My personal belief is that the big bang was caused by a multidimensional large dog farting. This perfectly explains how it came to be and why the universe is expanding. With this in mind, I present you with another installment of “Overheard in Sabreland.”
Working in the garage with Ed one day, I had a bit of gas. The shawarma had gotten to me and my tummy was a rumbling mess. Being unable to pass gas without giggles, I proclaim that I have brought forth new universes and have created life.
Me: *fart* “Behold! New universes!”
Later that evening, Crickett came home with friend from spending the day in DC at the Pride Parade. She fills us in on her day, and we share with her ours.
Me: I created new universes! And I shall be their dark and terrible goddess Fartlindia!
Crickett: Uh…
Ed: Fartlindia!
Crickett: Omg, you guys are sick!
Me: I AM FARTLINDIA!
Ed: I think I need to make an offering!
Me: ALL HAIL FARTLINDIA!!
Crickett: …
Eddie and I: *hysterical non-stop giggles*
Poor, poor Crickett…