Ed: I think we're gonna need rolls because pulled pork.Me: Aight baby, got it.Ed: But my rolls aren't that great.Me: *stare*Ed: No, they aren't.Me: Baby, I can make those, remember?Ed: I mean they … [Read more...]
What the hell is all this, anyway?
Ball Rash?
Crickett and I were chatting about how my diet is going and I mentioned that my thighs were no longer applauding me as I walked through the house, but they still rubbed together at the top. We were … [Read more...]
About Sabre
"Who is Navin Johnson? Navin is a complex personality, as are most of the small breed of modern day renaissance millionaires." - The Jerk Really, I don't want to sound pretentious here, but I think … [Read more...]
About Papasaurus
I was told to type stuff here.... "I am the damn pater familias!" - Ulysses Everett McGill That's right. I am The Papasaurus. I like being The Papasaurus. I love to cook with, and feed my loved … [Read more...]
This is why I drink!
Adventures in Sabreland are always interesting. Take this latest bit. So, like, I had a wee accident two weeks ago yesterday, right? Crumpled the front fascia of Morrigan, bowed the hood a wee bit, … [Read more...]
%# (F*ckyer Hashtag)
I guess it's really really bad that I laughed a lot at this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I-nudEqz7o … [Read more...]
Sir Dicksalot
Crickett to Ed: Dick! Me: Don't call him that! It's his birthday. It's SIR Dick. Ed: YEAH! Crickett: Sir Dicksalot. Ed: I can live with that. Crickett walks out. Ed: Dicks everywhere. Me: I'm … [Read more...]
15 Years
Where were you 15 years ago? Do you ever pause in your every day now life to contemplate what your every day life used to be? Did you move forward? Backward? 15 years ago, which seems so long ago … [Read more...]
NUTS!
Crickett and I are sitting at the table talking to Ed while he's cooking, and she notices a bowl of peanuts... Crickett: "NUTS!!! I'm going to eat your nuts!" Ed: "Oh.My.God." Me: … [Read more...]
Permission
Eddie picked up Ainsley for our holiday time with her. With her brother Chris and my Zach in town, her normal pile of gifts was even bigger. She came in and ran up to me with big hugs and wished me a … [Read more...]