Stinkbug: Good morning, madam! Lovely home you have here!
Me: Eeeeeewwww *twitch*
Stinkbug: I say, if you attempt to squish me, I shall lift my bum and spray you.
Me: Are you threatening me? *snatch up with toilet paper*
Stinkbug: *muffled protest*
Me: Better learn to swim, bitch! *flush*
Stinkbug: *glub*glub*gone*
Yeah, that’s right. I took a life today.
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