Crickett and I were chatting about how my diet is going and I mentioned that my thighs were no longer applauding me as I walked through the house, but they still rubbed together at the top. We were commiserating about rashes due to the rubbing and how shorts suck. In walks Ed, just staring at us.
Crickett: Dude, do your balls sweat and get a rash when they rub together?
Ed: …
Crickett: You know, when they rub together?
Ed: Do you even ball?
Crickett: So, do they?
Ed: Do you even ball, bro?!?! *ball cupping hand motions*
Me: *gasping for breath laughing*
Crickett: *walks out to get her laundry*
Ed: Seriously, what the fuck?
Me: *still wheezing and gasping*
Crickett, from the hallway: So, are you saying that you DO get a ball rash?
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